- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

united we sit, cause we're fat

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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