- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What's 9+10? 19

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

knock knock who's there? hope

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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