- Anti Joke

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Women's rights

whats brown and booky a book.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.