Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Anthony sucks

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Terry has ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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