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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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