- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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