What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Kevin and Ramin

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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What is older than history?

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