- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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