Patriarchy.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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