- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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