whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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