What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Women deserve equal rights.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Bob Saget

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What's the difference between a lamp?

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

the lemon was sweet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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