Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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