What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Your Mom The End.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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