why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Pickle

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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