What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Your Mom The End.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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