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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Stephen Hawking

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Knock knock come in.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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