What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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