- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

identical jokes get different votes.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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