What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Anti Joke

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