roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

Bob Saget

What does? 42

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

What is better than life? Nothing.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

y u no like me joke?

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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