- Anti Joke

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

This is an anti- joke

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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