All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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