- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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