Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

The global news

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Chick Norris... Enough said

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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