I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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