woman's rights

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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sucks Syntax...

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Everybody will die

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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