- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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