Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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