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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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