- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

george goodburn is secretly mexican

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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