- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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