A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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PIED NINNY!

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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