- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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