James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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