- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

If life gives you lemonade.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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