- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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