what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

all these jokes are horrible now

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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