- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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