Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loperson

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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