- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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