- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

2 black kids walk into school

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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