Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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