Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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