- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Golf.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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