- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

9/11

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Thats what she said

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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