What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Llamaworm

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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