- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

mexicans fishing

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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