Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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cory is gay

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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