MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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