- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

your mum

Knock knock It's open, come in

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

A jew enters a mall.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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