- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

PENIS lol

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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