How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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