- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

This is a joke.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Anti Joke

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