- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

This is a joke.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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