- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

I literally died laughing

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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