- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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