- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

a black man pays his child support

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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