Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

haha black people :D

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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