What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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hi michael

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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The cream, it is coming

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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