Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Heskey time.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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