Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Anti Joke

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