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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

silver bullet?

save me from the nothing ive become

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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