why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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