- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

okay so theres this guy.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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