Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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