Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

I have aids

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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