- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Racial Equality

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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