What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

No antijoke here.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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