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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

osama bin laden is dead

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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