- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

John lazzaro likes dick

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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