- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What happened to my sunglasses?

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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