Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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roak

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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black chicken. kfc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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