Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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No soup for you!

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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