- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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