- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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