- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Justin Beiber

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

i have yougurt mit traktor

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

A black student graduated High School

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

George W. Bush

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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