A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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