- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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