- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

robin, get in the car.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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