- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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