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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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