Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A pope meets another one

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

knock knock There's no door

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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