What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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