A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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