Who is big and stupid My brother

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

knock knock who's there? hope

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's 9+10? 19

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Kevin and Ramin

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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