Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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