- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

what's up? my penis.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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