- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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