- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

rent a cops

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Pickles are moist.

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