what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A sober Irish individual.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

one stop shop

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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